Of course, we have all passed embarrassing gas! Are you looking for a serious answer to eliminate foul smelling, loud intestinal gas embarrassment? After evaluating every product we could find, in an attempt to solve this problem, it became apparent that none were reliably effective for flatulence noise and odor. So, what makes DiscreetZ PowerGas Absorbers and SilentlyFresh Filters up to 100 percent effective at eliminating loud flatulence sounds and nasty smells? We believe it is our patent-pending new product designs that position higher density activated carbon filters and absorbers directly at the source of loud and smelly gas! Now, mild, normal and even extremely nasty gas can be silenced, freshened and undetectable. Our products utilize the same material initially designed to protect the British Military in chemical warfare. DiscreetZ – MarketFree Innovations is a small family owned, USA – Midwest Company, Striving for Your Total Satisfaction!
Flatulence
Effective Flatulence Relief, End Odor & Noise Up to 100%! Bad Gas Relief, Charcoal Flatulence Pads. Low Carb Diet, Irritable Bowel Syndrome IBS, Diverticulitis, Colitis, Crohns,…
£45.00
+ Free Shipping| Units | 30.00 count |
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| Brand | MarketFree |
| Format | Pad |
| Age Range Description | All |
Tom B. –
Update, I am still eating beans and it has been over a year now since I wrote my original review on Discreetz. I rarely write reviews; however, these flatulence absorbers and filters have made such a meaningful difference in my life, I feel it is important to help others learn about this helpful flatulence solution. Discreetz gives me real confidence when I am releasing what would typically be embarrassingly loud, foul-smelling gas around people I care about. Now, I smile inwardly when I pass large amounts of nasty gas that is virtually undetectable, with mostly no sound or smell.
It does take a little getting used to at first but after a short time I forget that I have anything tucked in my buttocks allowing me to control my bad gas.
When I read other reviews, it seems like others which have chronic flatulence issues, similar to mine, really appreciate the superiority of this product. Most of us have tried many different products which promise to work but do not work very well, so we are weary of scams, gimmicks, and many other half measures.
I fail to understand some reviewers who say this is not effective, when it is by far, hands down, the best solution I have ever found, and it absolutely works!
This product must be used correctly, you need to adjust it a little to get it just right, here are some tips I discovered that help. On really bad gas days I use a round one first pressed just barely in my rectal opening and then I accordion fold the rectangular one and press it tight against the round one, I also add a touch of lotion to each to avoid irritation throughout the day. I almost never have mild gas, so I rarely use just the round ones, however for convenience I do frequently just use one accordion folded rectangular absorber pressed against my anus and it does a very good job by itself. Remember to remove it as you are sitting down on a toilet or you will learn that they float, ha-ha. Wearing snug underwear, especially at night, helps and usually after several hours when I am using the restroom I re-adjust them to make sure they are snuggly in place so no gas or sound can escape around them. I have also followed the directions closely and watched the detailed explainer video, a few of times.
Five stars are not enough for this life changing product, I can 100 percent recommend DiscreetZ and have several friends who totally agree! (a few friends also started using them, thank goodness!) FYI – the new aqua colored ones, offered now, are definitely better than the originals in my initial review.
Eugenie –
I Totally dislked this product…it does not work as it is supposed to…it does not silence the sound at all…the odour as well is not suppressed…I hope I am wrong…could you suggest another brand which is more expensive and which really works…
TheReviewer –
As a loads of whey protein/beans/eggs eater, I can certify that on those occasional “very bad days”, a single filter does the job fantastically filtering 100 percent of the smell. I have only used this at night and didnt feel uncomfortable and after sometime, forgot it was there. Cant believe this product did not exist before.
PS: Do not buy any underwears or seat pads or anything that promises filtering. None of them help pass the gas through the charcoal layer as this one does.
JTennessen –
First let me say that this product is in no way a joke. It is not for gag gifts and does not employ “strange marketing,” as one reviewer suggested. It was designed to prevent embarrassment due to flatulence, and at that, it excels.
I have suffered with severe flatulence most of my life, and of course, while I am asleep, I have no control over it. Many is the morning I’ve awoken to find the bedroom windows open and the ceiling fan going full blast. My long-suffering wife is supremely patient with me and an absolute angel, but there have been times when one might have classified this as tantamount to psychological abuse.
I previously used a very different product to help with this and give her a little relief. It consisted of a pair of underpants with a carbon filter sewn into the seat. The material was semi-permeable, which was designed to force the flatus out through the filter. This was only partially effective, as gas could escape from the waistband and leg openings, but it was better than nothing.
Recently, though, the company went out of business rather abruptly, and I was forced to seek an alternative. That’s when I came across DiscreetZ and decided to give it a try. I am so glad I did.
DiscreetZ has completely eliminated the odor associated with my farts. My wife reports not one whiff in the week and a half that I have been using them so far, which is absolutely unprecedented. As a bonus, they have reduced the noise associated with passing gas to the point that she is usually unaware that anything has occurred. This has the added bonus of no longer requiring me to work to hold gas in while awake, which was difficult and painful. DiscreetZ is a little miracle, and I am only sorry I didn’t find out about them sooner.
I do use them on the “highest setting,” as recommended by the manufacturer. This consists of a small, thin round pad folded in half and tucked against my anus, then one of the larger, rectangular pads folded three times to form a pleat and nestled in the fold of the round pad. Those whose gas is milder may find either one sufficient, but for me, both are required. Double-sided tape is included with the pads, to help hold them in place, but I have not found this to be necessary.
The sensation of having something tucked between your cheeks is one that requires a bit of acclimation, but after a few days, I didn’t even notice they were there. For anyone who may be considering purchasing DiscreetZ but wavering due to a sense of squeamishness, I would urge you to give them a try. I have rarely found any product that so perfectly fulfills its mission, and the relief from both odor and embarrassment (not to mention the guilt over what I’ve put my wife through), is well worth any minor discomfiture of this nature.
The manufacturer is also gratifyingly responsive and helpful. I reached out with a question shortly after receivng the product, and had a reply from the company president within an hour, on a Saturday. That’s rare customer service these days.
In short, I can’t recommend DiscreetZ highly enough. It is an extremely effective product that has been an absolute godsend for my wife and me. The topic may be one that few want to think about, let alone discuss, but it’s time we grow up and be adult about this. I find it unfortunate that the highest-rated reviews concern using it as a filter for face masks. Obviously, if you buy a product, you can use it for whatever you’d like to, but when over 40% of the reviews concern a use other than the intended one, it makes me wonder whether people are taking this seriously. Believe me, if you suffer from a condition like mine, you should.
Linda M. –
For a short while I was having major intestinal issues. These are pricey for what they are and how they are used. I didn’t need them afterall, but will hang on to them just in case.
Alan Hodge –
Did not work